Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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