Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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