..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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