Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Boobs are out for the taking
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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