Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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