franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
i now understand why vodka
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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