Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
it was like eating out sand paper
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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