i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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