it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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