I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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