I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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