I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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