he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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