Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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