I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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