there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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