So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
