This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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