don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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