the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
