One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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