At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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