i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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