I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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