Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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