sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Quick, to the slutcave!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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