i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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