Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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