So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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