Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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