I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Randomize
