sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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