Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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