Are we in a gay sports bar?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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