I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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