Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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