My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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