My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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