I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm like, not good at living.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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