Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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