so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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