last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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