I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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