I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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