new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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