Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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