i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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