i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel like death gave me a hand job
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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