is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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