I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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